NOTICE: PopcornTurkey.com is no longer active. This may change in the future, but currently it is an archive of reviews written by the original team in 2013.
If you wish to bring this old bird back to life and write for the site please send us a message HERE.
Greeting traveller…are you sure your in the right place?
This ain’t no site for the movie lover hoping to read about this years Oscar contesters. Nor is it to find the latest gossip on that big blockbuster everyone’s talking about. No, no, no. This is POPCORN TURKEY, home to the vilest, most inhuman assault on good taste that the film industry has felt the need to spew out of it’s many orifices.
To reflect the quality of the movies we will be reviewing we have dispensed with the usual star rating. It would seem a bit pointless to be giving every film a 1 out of 5 stars. Instead we will be scoring everything on our very own TURKEY SCALE (patent pending). Using this we score both how bad a film is and how enjoyable it is, with a 5 in both categories resulting in that film being granted our special GOLDEN TURKEY Award.
If you want more details on how it works you can read about it HERE.
So that you don’t get lost we’ll give you a run down of the site and everything contained within.
You guessed it, this is the main page for the site and with be host to all of our most recent reviews and posts.
Here you’ll be able to find all the reviews we have ever done, all in alphabetical order.
If you have any questions, comments or want to suggest a film for us to review, this is the place to do it.
Fancy yourself a writer? Have a high tolerance for pain or just a glutton for punishment? then let us know. We’re always looking for new victims to be subjected to bargain bucket blasphemy.