Welcome to Popcorn Turkey

Greeting traveller…are you sure your in the right place?

This ain’t no site for the movie lover hoping to read about this years Oscar contesters. Nor is it to find the latest gossip on that big blockbuster everyone’s talking about. No, no, no. This is POPCORN TURKEY, home to the vilest, most inhuman assault on good taste that the film industry has felt the need to spew out of it’s many orifices.

Every week, or as often as we can stomach it, our Turkey Team will be watching one of these aberrations and posting our thoughts and opinions on why it belongs in a collection of the worst films ever made.

To reflect the quality of the movies we will be reviewing we have dispensed with the usual star rating. It would seem a bit pointless to be giving every film a 1 out of 5 stars. Instead we will be scoring everything on our very own TURKEY SCALE(patent pending).

With the TURKEY SCALE each film is given 2 different scores.

First is the POPCORN score, this determines how ENJOYABLE a film was, with the most enjoyable film getting a 5 and the least getting a 1.

Second is the TURKEY Score, this determines how BAD a film was, with a 5 given to the worst film ever, and and 1 given to a film that’s actually ok.

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When a film scores a 5 for both scales we will award it with our very own POPCORN-TURKEY AWARD! Reserved only for the very best of the very worst.

So that you don’t get lost we’ll give you a run down of the site and everything contained within.

Home
You guessed it, this is the main page for the site and with be host to all of our most recent reviews and posts.

Review Archive
Here you’ll be able to find all the reviews we have ever done, all in alphabetical order.

Turkey Tome
This page contains a list of films we have written about. Each one with a bit of information about them, a trailer and a few pictures to illustrate the pain we have gone through.

Contact Us
If you have any questions, comments or want to suggest a film for us to review, this is the place to do it.

Join Us
Fancy yourself a writer? Have a high tolerance for pain or just a glutton for punishment? then let us know. We’re always looking for new victims to be subjected to bargain bucket blasphemy.

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